Army of Three 13: Sarcasm Ep.1

Note: These random sarcasms have nothing to do with the actual games or sources. I made them up based on my first impressions upon seeing the clips.

DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO
Dragon Age: Origins Trailer



Most of the higher people in movie and game industries kept telling you while trying to get a job that you should put "NO HEAVY METAL" in your demo reels. Yes, heavy metal is bad if you are small flies because they are loud and can annoy the person viewing your reels, unless you are called BIOWARE or EA, then you can pretty much use any kind of music you want in your trailers even after turning down the poor souls applying with the same song in their reels.

Now isn't this ironic?

P.S. Marilyn Manson doesn't come close to metal in my book, but I know a lot of recruiters would call it metal :D

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Sarcasm on Clubbing game and Raping party after the click.



Who are your target groups again?
New York Nights (?)



IF you like to party, you wouldn't be playing this iPhone app... you'd be busy flirting your asses off in the real clubs.
IF you don't like to party... why wouldn't you go shooting some Nazi zombies or enjoying blue alien sex scene instead of playing this game?

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Wii IS for FAMILIES!
Family Pirate Party




When the whole family can enjoy evil activities such as robbing, raping and killing, thanks to Nintendo Wii!

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Army of Three 11: Ninjas Pirates Zombies Screwing You

Rocket Riot?



This is probably the only game I don't have any bad thing to say about ... looks like the kind of game people can have fun with just like Worms or Raving Rabbids. Love that "Have you fought a pirate, ninja and zombie AT ONCE?" irony thing... for Buddha's sake why not throw in some cyborgs and space marines too?

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NVP: Choose your side and settle the world's oldest debate(?)



Seriously, what ****ing debate? Like which clan has the biggest sausages?

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Zombie 'Wanker', oops... I meant 'Wrangler'



Sometimes I'm not really sure if western gamers love or hate zombies. Can you remember or have you ever counted how many games with zombies released during the past few years? Too bad all of them is about slaughtering these green people.





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