Army of Three 14 + Gaming WTF: Muscle March!

This is some WTF shits that I honestly would like to try :D

Remember the infamous HUMAN TETRIS??? I've got them for you after THE CLICK



The crazy and funny Japanese one...






But I know you love THIS version more!




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Gaming WTF: I wish you were *** so I could ***

Pretty old stuff, but it's GOLD!







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Army of Three 13: Sarcasm Ep.1

Note: These random sarcasms have nothing to do with the actual games or sources. I made them up based on my first impressions upon seeing the clips.

DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO
Dragon Age: Origins Trailer



Most of the higher people in movie and game industries kept telling you while trying to get a job that you should put "NO HEAVY METAL" in your demo reels. Yes, heavy metal is bad if you are small flies because they are loud and can annoy the person viewing your reels, unless you are called BIOWARE or EA, then you can pretty much use any kind of music you want in your trailers even after turning down the poor souls applying with the same song in their reels.

Now isn't this ironic?

P.S. Marilyn Manson doesn't come close to metal in my book, but I know a lot of recruiters would call it metal :D

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Sarcasm on Clubbing game and Raping party after the click.



Who are your target groups again?
New York Nights (?)



IF you like to party, you wouldn't be playing this iPhone app... you'd be busy flirting your asses off in the real clubs.
IF you don't like to party... why wouldn't you go shooting some Nazi zombies or enjoying blue alien sex scene instead of playing this game?

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Wii IS for FAMILIES!
Family Pirate Party




When the whole family can enjoy evil activities such as robbing, raping and killing, thanks to Nintendo Wii!

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Spartans meet their maker in this Darkest of Days trailer

When guys in Village People's costumes think they're at the top of the food chain, give them a split second to think again or use your shiny things to change their mind.

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Middle Manager Hi-Five!

You've got to love this!





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Army of Three 3: Martial Death of Chipmunks

Today's videos, I've got Tony Jaa's actions and Disney's Death of Chipmunks, right after the click.



ONG BAK 2

Ong Bak 2 (2008)
by DjFreakazoid

Seriously, I didn't even know Ong Bak 2 was out in Thailand already (and I'm Thai!!!). Looks like a good movie to watch for action scenes, but I don't really understand why they decided to continue using the name 'Ong Bak' since the plot is totally different from that of the original Ong Bak. It's like having Arnold Schwarzenegger in a drama about a bodybuilder who travels around the globe in search of his lost hamster and put 'Terminator' in the title.

But yeah, more action from Tony Jaa = more fun!!!

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Dragon Around Part II: Death of Chipmunks



My friend Dong Hyun Kim from dksajin.blogspot.com sent me this video. After watching what this crazy wood chopper from hell could do, I recalled a memory about one of my favorite Disney's cartoon 'Dragon Around' (video at the bottom, highly recommended) and it made me think of a stupid idea that if Donald replaced his power shovel with this hell chopper, Chip and Dale wouldn't have lasted long enough to have their own show, that's for sure.

Now I hope you enjoy this!


Disney's Dragon Around (1954)



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Army of Three 2: All your fool are belong to us!

I promise. No, Rick Astley

In today's Army of Three, the topics are... The next Metal Gear, The best Famicom(NES) game you might have missed and one more WTF video. I put no comment or writing for any of these videos since they are something to watch just for fun. Enjoy!



Kojima has a thing for senior people!



Geezer Coolness!

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Wish I had played this!



Anyone recognize which game the song at the end of this video got its melody from? Click here for answer.

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WTF? Cyber DOG???



???

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sources:
- Gametrailers
- BartBaker@YouTube

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