Army of Three 14 + Gaming WTF: Muscle March!

This is some WTF shits that I honestly would like to try :D

Remember the infamous HUMAN TETRIS??? I've got them for you after THE CLICK



The crazy and funny Japanese one...






But I know you love THIS version more!




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While Kojima's taking his time teasing your sorry asses, Contra makes a come back!

Forget about the sadistic Kojima and that empty teaser site! Instead, clean up the dust layers on your Wii and make sure it's gonna work by the time Contra Rebirth hits North America.





ALL YOUR AWESOMENESS ARE BELONG TO US!





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CONTRA IS BACK! (for the 100th time)

Anyone who can read Japanese, please do human race a favor and translate THIS

I only know it's for Nintendo Wii, it costs 1000 Wii points, and coming out on May 12 (next week... in Japan?)





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Army of Three 12: Red Steel Explodes Angry Nerd

Red Steel 2: Wild West Cyber Punk + Motion Plus = WTF

Remember Red Steel, one of the most anticipated launch title for the Wii? If not, then remember seeing the image below in the discount bin of any game retailer recently?


Now you know what game I was talking about. Despite the mediocre stamp it received as average from critics, it was still one good game to play especially if you are tired of shooting the axis (of evil?), mutated life forms or even aliens from other dimensions (Oh! Did I forget to mention zombies?). It had flaws in many parts, but the concept was promising Ubisoft just need to polish thier next sword-swinging title into better shape before putting it on shelves.

Now Ubi just released the debut trailer for their upcoming Red Steel 2 but do not think you'll get to put yourself into some gaijin's shoes and start blazing your Uzis and swinging your Katana against some Asian mobsters this time around...

Since game controversies had proved to be dreadful for developers and can halt games in progress, playing as a white guy shooting up Asian and colored gangsters as well as saving Geishas from evil Mama-san could be considered as "Racist", so the safest bet is to abandon all the setting from the original and let players play cowboy and place them in a surreal world where they can shoot and slash as many masked (apparently evil) people as they want. Yes, I made all those up... just watch the trailer, it really looks interesting!

And you've got (some high on drugs) Splosion Man video and the newest episode of Angry Video Game Nerd after the click!




Splosion Man: This is what you've got when developers took weed brownies while working!

Explosive trailer, that laugh was creepy!

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You Favorite Nerd is BACK!

X-Men Origin? Forget about the movie... it's not gonna be crappier than these old school X-Men titles!


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People at Next Level Games are at it again

I know a lot of you got excited when you heard the announcement of the new Punch Out for Wii.
Well, may be I'm the kind of old-school gamer who wasn't moved by any of the recent Nintendo's franchises. Don't get me wrong, I'm still in love with the old ones (Mind you, I still can sit and play Mario Brothers for hours), but there were something about the new ones that just didn't 'click' for me.


Putting my personal preferences aside, the recent Nintendo games were built with fun gameplay and high production qualities (as far as the Wii's tech can handle, of course). Think about Twilight Princess, Corruption or one of the best Wii games such as 'U R MR GAY', but apart from those BIG titles we still have something like this Football Game (Yes, I grew up not calling it Soccer) which was developed by Next Level, and honestly this Vancouver-based studio which not many people have heard of (well, I mean if you'd never played the Older Football Game or any of the other games made by them) did a really decent job and the game got pretty good reviews.

Now these people come back to offer something more decent for us. From this new trailer for the new Punch Out, the quality (at least for what we are able to see in this flashy trailer) are awesome. The colors are vibrant, the models are really well made and presented with smooth animations, hopefully the new control would be able to give us the same feeling as we got from the previous Punch Outs (but my fairy godmother told me in my dream that it will).

With the release date around May, I really can't wait to see and try this game for myself and may be this baby will rescue my lovely Wii from collecting dust!

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